13 ‘Houses’ Guaranteed to Never Foreclose

With foreclosed homes on the rise and the nation in debt, it’s only natural to wonder if your dwelling will be foreclosed on one day. With that in mind, here’s a list of 13 “houses” that will never foreclose.

1.  A luxurious house for those who walk on four legs

Your dogs rule the house anyway, right? And while you’re at work all day, they’re stuck at home inside. So why not pamper your pooches with a house fit for a King Charles?

2.  A quaint little house in the treetops

Birds need a place to rest, too. This house comes complete with bird seed, nectar and a ledge to survey what’s going on below, and their feathers will never be ruffled by a pesky foreclosure notice.

3.  Even Barbie would be impressed by this house

Did Ken just get a raise? Because Barbie is going to love this house. Three stories, staircase, views and enough room to fit all of her Barbie accessories.

4.  A house to guide those lost at sea

A beaming beacon of hope for ships coming in late at night, this lighthouse can be seen an ocean away.

5.  Hansel and Gretel would devour this house

Who can resist a house made of gingerbread? Surely, not Hansel and Gretel, who gave into temptation and became trapped by the evil old witch.

6. A house of cards not doomed to fall

But one wrong move, and everything comes crashing down.

7.  No girls allowed in this house

Rock-a-bye baby in the treetop, when the wind blows, this treehouse will rock.

8. More homely than a Port-a-Potty

When considering your next home purchase, why not go with a mountain cabin feel that most conveniently is a restroom? No promises here on appreciation, but you know what they say: location, location, location!

9. A House determined by population

You may have 435 roommates, but they are rather influential, and with a few servings of your famous homemade lasagna, they’ll debate that health care bill.

10. A House in the hospital

Have a cold? Have a heart attack?! While this House isn’t the most cozy and comforting, he’ll have you back on your feet in no time.

11. The most delicious house on this list (except for maybe the gingerbread house)

This cute little community of houses might contribute to your packing on a few pounds, but at least your house will always smell of fresh baked cookies.

12.  Don’t land on this house

You’ve got to get lucky to stay away from this Monopoly establishment. This hotel can’t foreclose, but if you land on one of them on Boardwalk, your chances at winning the game sure will.

And if this final house forecloses, you will have bigger issues to worry about than your housing situation.

13. America’s first house

Prime real estate right here with all of the amenities to accompany: a live-in chef, organic vegetable garden, movie theater, gym, pool, manicured grounds, round the clock security, private plane, guest houses, and more, this home is fit for a president.

2 Responses to “13 ‘Houses’ Guaranteed to Never Foreclose”

1. gomerhomingway says:

   March 9, 2010 at 11:28 pm

   The Big House – University of Michigan
2. Daniel says:

   March 16, 2010 at 6:18 pm

   I don’t know about that last one. The way we are headed now it just might !!!